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6 Days Till Easter

on April 10, 2017

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Friendly Little Bunny

Aw- look at this cute little bun-bun! Be careful though, it may look completely adorable, but it might mistake your fingers for carrots and bite them off! You may be asking "why would I want this new and improved bunny?". The answer can be clearly seen in its special upgrades which I shall now demonstrate. While an Easter bunny can deliver Easter eggs, this bad-boy bunny can deliver dead Easter cats (A delicacy in North Korea)! Furthermore, who needs a bunny that goes hippity-hop when you can have 60 pounds of angry dog- I mean bunny- to charge you and love you to death? Finally, this beast is so well trained in the art of killing- I mean sleuthing- that if you lose your cat, you're sure to find it napping on your doorstep in the morning along with dozens of cats you've never seen before! How much is this mythical super-bunny? Two hundred dollars? Five hundred dollars? NO! We want to share the joy of this little angel so much that we've decided to sell it for n...

Cool Dawg Approved!

There are many facts in life that you don't know until someone tells you. For example, did you know that there's a dog that goes around wearing sunglasses tell people what it approves of? I'm sure that you didn't. No matter though- You know now. Let me tell you a bit more about this majestic creature. First of all, the name it likes to go by is Cool Dawg. (Don't ask why or it'll come in the night and snatch all your sunglasses so you'll never be cool again.) Second of all, it comes from a great space race of cool dogs that lives on the planet Woofinpack. Finally, the reason it came to earth to judge us was because it loves our food. Woof.

Pericles and Dragocism. (dragon racism)

So... Dragons. Let's talk about dragons. Now, there's been quite a bit of dragocism lately. Yes, dragocism- Dragon racism. Anyhow, back to the point: Dragons have been discriminated against for awhile now. Kidnapping and eating damsels in distress, stealing, destroying cities without a reason- That's all fake. Just another plot to bring down dragons by the media. See, a dragon just needs to believe in himself. Take my good friend Pericles for example: He wanted to become a writer. All the knights in shining armor said things like "Ha! You, a writer? Better go back to eating damsels in distress, bud." Well, Pericles just believed in himself, burnt the knights to a crisp and he now lives happily as a ghost writer. (He keeps getting hired by this fool called "Shakespeare". Why, if it wasn't for Pericles, the man would be on the streets right now!) Anyhow, think twice before you make fun of a dragon. They might riot if you...

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