There are many facts in life that you don't know until someone tells you.
For example, did you know that there's a dog that goes around wearing sunglasses tell people what it approves of? I'm sure that you didn't.
No matter though- You know now. Let me tell you a bit more about this majestic creature. First of all, the name it likes to go by is Cool Dawg. (Don't ask why or it'll come in the night and snatch all your sunglasses so you'll never be cool again.) Second of all, it comes from a great space race of cool dogs that lives on the planet Woofinpack. Finally, the reason it came to earth to judge us was because it loves our food.