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7 Days Till Easter...

on April 09, 2017

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Cool Dawg Approved!

There are many facts in life that you don't know until someone tells you. For example, did you know that there's a dog that goes around wearing sunglasses tell people what it approves of? I'm sure that you didn't. No matter though- You know now. Let me tell you a bit more about this majestic creature. First of all, the name it likes to go by is Cool Dawg. (Don't ask why or it'll come in the night and snatch all your sunglasses so you'll never be cool again.) Second of all, it comes from a great space race of cool dogs that lives on the planet Woofinpack. Finally, the reason it came to earth to judge us was because it loves our food. Woof.

Pericles and Dragocism. (dragon racism)

So... Dragons. Let's talk about dragons. Now, there's been quite a bit of dragocism lately. Yes, dragocism- Dragon racism. Anyhow, back to the point: Dragons have been discriminated against for awhile now. Kidnapping and eating damsels in distress, stealing, destroying cities without a reason- That's all fake. Just another plot to bring down dragons by the media. See, a dragon just needs to believe in himself. Take my good friend Pericles for example: He wanted to become a writer. All the knights in shining armor said things like "Ha! You, a writer? Better go back to eating damsels in distress, bud." Well, Pericles just believed in himself, burnt the knights to a crisp and he now lives happily as a ghost writer. (He keeps getting hired by this fool called "Shakespeare". Why, if it wasn't for Pericles, the man would be on the streets right now!) Anyhow, think twice before you make fun of a dragon. They might riot if you

Sheepshead Fish Vs. Santa Claus

First of all, this idea seemed better in my head. The idea is that Santa is holding a Sheepshead Fish (it has teeth) which starts singing and Santa is shocked. Second of all, this looked better before I inked it too much. In conclusion, this drawing is horrible but I still wanted to post a picture on Christmas. And yes, Santa looks like a homeless man.

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